So there's a feedback that this blog is kinda dry...
so i'm going to 'pour'/'spray'/'sprinkle' water or watever to make it wet
haha
lol
jkjk
actually i had decide to come out with something call Joke of the week
so basically on every tuesday i'll post up some
So pls be happy!!!!!*claps* (x3)
*woohoooooo*
(and of course cut down my typo error too)
Also this blog is a class blog so everyone gets to use it too
that's means if you want to share your joke you are welcome...
BUT BUT BUT you will have to inform me (via sms or email or wat)
and then
(1) is either u send me and i post it up and put ur name there too
OR
(2)you post it up yourself(:
no matter what you guys have to inform me if not there'll be too many posting regarding the joke of the week(:
so to start the ball rolling......
JOKE 1
as you noe the weather is really getting hotter......
JOKE 2
Comfortable
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.
After buying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word "comfortable". The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, "comfortable?'"
The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it slow. - - - -("com-for-da-bul" )
-THE END-
Cheers,
jodeline